Tuesday, January 12, 2021
Nation's Liberals Point Out That Conservatives Could Always Leave Earth, Make Free Society On Some Other Planet | The Babylon Bee
U.S.—After a week in which four corporations demonstrated their ability to crush all dissenting voices and silence the most powerful human on the planet, liberals of the nation remain unsure why conservatives seem so worried.
“We’ve heard this song and dance before,” said local liberal Janet Bobinski. “They whine and whine about us systematically eliminating their voices and ruining their livelihoods, blah blah blah. This whole time, they have always been free to create their own little conservative media, university, whatever they want - just so long as it’s not on this planet. There’s no room on Earth for free speech and whatnot, but there’s a whole galaxy out there.”