Thursday, January 31, 2019
Now it makes sense: ‘Infanticide’ Va. Gov. Northam accepted nearly $2 million from Planned Parenthood
“It’s really clear that Virginians want and need a fierce champion like Dr. Northam to stand up for them and to stand up for women’s health,” Jennifer Allen, chief executive of Planned Parenthood Virginia PAC and Planned Parenthood Advocates of Virginia, noted as she announced that abortion supporters would spend up to $3 million to elect Northam, who also served in the U.S. Army Medical Corps, The Washington Post reported at the time.
Through its world-wide network of contacts, the RC was able to secure an exclusive interview with Baby X, a soon-to-be-aborted baby born in NYC . . .
RC: Well, first of all, thank you for answering a few questions before you're, uh, before you're not able to . . .
Baby X: Happy to do it. Say, do you know exactly how they're going to kill me?
RC: We're not exactly sure. We could ask . . . ?
Baby X: Never mind. I'm sure it doesn't matter. This whole pain thing is so new to me, though. It hurts!
RC: Yes, it does. But look at the bright side. It will soon be over.
Baby X: I guess.
RC: So, could you let our readers know about your views on the right to privacy?
Baby X: Privacy?
RC: You know, the right of the government to say whether your parents get to use birth control.
Baby X: Well, maybe they should have used birth control in my case. Then I wouldn't have to discover what pain was.
RC: True. But do you think it's in the original constitution?
Baby X: Not sure I follow you. This constitution says it's OK to kill me?
RC: Well, technically, you're not alive. Or something. You're smirking. Please don't smirk.
Baby X: Oh. Not alive. I see. Well. What the heck.
RC: I'm sensing your views on the right to privacy are not well developed.
Baby X: Evidently not well enough.
RC: Judith Javis Thompson wrote a famous article on how a violinist was kidnapped and attached to another person and you are that other person.
Baby X: Ok . . .
RC: An abortion is analogous to unhooking you from the violinist. If I remember correctly.
Baby X: I see.
RC: So the question is, how do you feel about being unhooked?
Baby X: Aren't I already unhooked? I'm lying here on the table, waiting for the nurse to come back and what, I hope inject me with something rather than just cut my head off.
RC: I'm sure they'll inject you with something.
Baby X: I certainly hope so.
RC: So no comment on being a violinist kidnapper?
Baby X: Not really.
RC: So here's the money question. Do you have a right to life?
Baby X: Why wouldn't I? If you cut me, do I not bleed? Hey, that has a ring to it! You can do that with words?
RC: Let's wrap things up. If you could say one thing to Gov. Cuomo and Dr. Northam, what would it be?
Baby X: Tell them it profits not a man to gain the whole world, and give up his immortal soul. That has a ring to it too! Oh, shit, here's the nurse.
RC: And that's it, from a Planned Parenthood facility somewhere in New York City.
Baby X: Oh, good. The nurse has a syringe.
RC: Good night, sweet prince.