Friday, March 27, 2009
Galdurnnit in my day we didn't have none of these new fangled computers and such! A good clerk with a green eyeshade did the job! And he didn't need no stinkin email neither! Or yer so-called cell phone! Yappin' all day about what? About nutthin' that's what! A bank in my day now that was a bank! You knew yer money was safe because the Unity States ovva Mercia stood behind it thanks to FDR, that's who! He saved the country from the fat cats and the big wigs and their fancy pants Wall Street Ways. Bank opened at 10 and closed at 3 and if that wasn't good enough for you then by God you could come by tomorrow. [Spits tobacco juice.] Goddam Republicans.