It's not me Tom Smith

Just to be clear, I am not the Thomas Smith who wrote the, uh, controversial piece in the National Review.  I go by the nom de blog Tom Smith.  Yes, there have been times when I wished for a less anonymous name, but what can you do.  I knew a woman named Pigg, for example.  It could be worse.  I once had a clerk in a clothing store in Boise go all gooey on me because she mistook me for the Smith who was her high school boyfriend.  Really.  I was the jock Smith, he was the freak Smith.  While he was having fun, I was running stairs and throwing up.  Anyway, I did not write any inaccurate stories about Iraq.  But if you google "Tom Smith conservative," I actually come up ahead of the Thomas Smith accused of fabulizing (though that could just be because Google knows what I'm thinking).  With just plain old "Tom Smith" I don't come up until page 2.  With "Tom Smith law," I do very well.  I could do this all day.