Friday, February 17, 2017
STERLING, Va — Authorities at a Virginia airport encountered some unusual baggage when they confiscated 13 pounds of horse genitals and a total of 42 pounds of horsemeat from two women arriving from Mongolia Jan. 29.
In slightly related news, LWJ reports to me that Right Whales have testes the clock in at -- wait for it -- one *ton* each. That's 2000 lbs., each. That's 4000 lbs. of whale sperm generating tissue. I thinks that's a bit excessive. Perhaps female Right Whales are very promiscuous? Somehow I always imagined them mating for life or something.